"Daphne: Oh, come on now, Dr Crane. It’s not like men have never used sex to get what they want.
Frasier: How can we possibly use sex to get what we want?! Sex IS what we want!"
"NILES: All my life I have dreamed of one thing: the day I could go to the library, go to the card catalogue, and see my name under “Mental Illness.”"
— Frasier, Niles Crane,
"Niles: I thought you liked my Maris.
Frasier: I do. I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun. Except without the warmth."
— Frasier - Pilot