“Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.”—Groucho Marx
“Dr. Melfi: Do you want to tell me what you’re thinking?
Tony: Believe me you don’t want to know. You want to know what I’m thinkin’. Seriously. I’m thinking I’d like to take a brick and smash your f**king face into f**king hamburger.
Dr. Melfi: Do you think making hamburger out of me would make you feel better?
Tony: Mother of Christ. Is this a woman thing? You ask me how I’m feeling. I tell you how I’m feeling and now you’re going to torture me with it.”—The Sopranos, Dr.Melfi, Tony Soprano, The Happy Wanderer